A couple weeks ago I was hanging out with a friend. We were just discussing that my computer was acting up and I couldn't use it. I got up and she said, "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to write something real quick." I replied.
"How??" She said.
"The old fashioned way."
"Oh my gosh, Duh!."
And we cracked up.
Don't forget that you can always write with pen and pad!
Tip #2: Carry a notebook with you at all times, you never know when inspiration with strike!